music genres

okay.  so clearly there is a problem with genre names.  They just don’t describe the genre at all. That said, I would like to relabel them for myself.  I provided an example of each:

  1. Smooth Grit: John Mclaughlin – Amelia’s Missing
  2. Soft Funk:  Dave Barnes – Someday Sarah
  3. Dance Funk: Chromeo – Bonafied Lovin’
  4. Carefree / Nonchalance: Chairlift – Bruises
  5. Somehow Significant : Sara Bareilles – One Sweet Love
  6. Black Depressing Music: Brian Mcknight – 6,8,12
  7. White Depressing Music: John Mayer – Slow Dancing in a Burning Room
  8. White operatic singers with glamorous hair: The Darkness – I believe in a thing called Love
  9. Epic Teen anthems: 3eb – god of wine
  10. Kids Bop: The Click Five – Angel to you devil to me
  11. Male Hippie: Glen Hansard – Say it to me now
  12. Female Hippie: Regina Spektor – Samson
  13. Talented Christian: Future of Forestry – Twilight
  14. Non-talented Christian: Rebecca St. James  – every single song
  15. British Builds and hooks: Coldplay – Politik
  16. British Non-Builds and hooks: Travis – Side
  17. Black people saying stuff in a cool way: Lupe Fiasco – Hip Hop saved my life
  18. Black people trying to sing: Kanye West – Love Lock down
  19. Jay Chou: Jay Chou – Black Humor
  20. Jay Chou Imitators – Yida – How Long
  21. Non Jay Chou imitators: Khalil Fong – Love
  22. Broadway: Wicked – Defying Gravity
  23. Jazzy instrumental – Bill Evans: Waltz for Debby

Just bored I guess…anyways, on to the rest of the day!

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